Unicorn Head

Hello, My name is Immortus The Unicorn

I'll admit, I was skeptical the first time that I heard about Live Forever Juice. As an internationally renowned symbol of life, joy and whimsy I have to be careful about what products or services I endorse. There were some products I endorsed in the 70s that I still regret having been a part of so I was understandably cautious when the team at FDAImports.com approached me about being their mascot for the product. But let me tell you... I believe in what they're doing. I believe in Live Forever Juice. Not a day goes by that I don't thank my lucky stars that I signed on to be the official face of Live Forever Juice. I've endorsed everything from chewing gum to shotguns and I can't remember the last time I've been this excited. I hope you'll share in my excitement and join with us in our quest to banish mislabelled and misbranded food imports. It is my sincere hope that everyone hearing my silky smooth voice will stop for a moment, dream a dream and then bring their business to FDAImports.com. My name is Immortus, the immortal unicorn, and I heartily endorse Live Forever Juice.*

* This has been a non-paid actual endorsement by a mythical creature.